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The Top 10 Things You Need to Know About the New Pokemon Gym System

Pokemon GO, Team Mystic, Team Valor, Team Instinct, Gyms, new update, youtuberreview

The much-heralded PokemonGO gym revamp has been live for about 48 hours now, and it has already completely changed the nature of gym assault & defense, and the coin/stardust economies. Let’s go over the major changes. 1) Six Unique Pokemon Fill a Gym Now – The days of filling a gym with six Blisseys, two Snorlax, and a two Dragonites are ...

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The Top 5 Sexy Evan Fong Fan Art Drawings

Vanoss Gaming is ascendant.  With over 20 million followers, the Vanoss collective gains in power, prestige and celebrity. By 2020, it may even challenge the Pewds Bro collective for highest subscriber count. The front man for this collective is Evan Fong, the laid back alpha of the Vanoss Colletive — the Ed Chen of the VC firm, as it were. ...

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Holiday Survival Fuel – As Delivered By Ivan Drago

Ivan Drago, YouTuber Review, nintendo, Mike Tyson's Punch Out

With the passing of Thanksgiving (and really, the passing of Halloween) we are now fully interred in Holiday Season — the time we are encouraged to live at our local department stores because Capitalist Santa defeated Socialist Hippie Jesus in the annals of history — as recorded by South Park 20 years ago:   So those of us who would ...

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Destiny Fan-Film: Thorn vs The Last Word

Destiny, Shin Malphur, Dredgen Yor, YouTuberReview, Bungie, The Last Word

Destiny, the FPS-meets-RPG Bungie brainchild (and successor to the Halo franchise) is prominent in gamers’ minds this week with the release of the Rise of Iron expansion. Rise of Iron expands the already hefty lore of Destiny, centering on the backstory of Lord Saladin. Destiny: Rise of Iron officially announced. Coming Sept. 20th for $30. https://t.co/IHw6sKXrvj pic.twitter.com/0fNzveaqnq — Destiny INTEL ...

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The Pokemon Go Blues

Pokemon, PokemonGO, small town, YouTuber Review, gaming, incense

In the olden days of gaming, we would play games to withdraw. We would play Dragon Warrior to escape the harsh world of our physical reality and leap into an epic fantasy. We would play Burgertime to relax from a day of otherwise mechanical drudgery as a slinger of fast food. These days are quickly ending. PokemonGO has taken the ...

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No Man’s Sky Is Upon Us

No Man's Sky, Sean Murray, YouTuberReview, Space, PokemonGo

Perhaps you think you’ve lost your gamer friends and compatriots to PokemonGO, the revolutionary mobile meme that creates the perverse incentive for the recluse gamer to venture outside the confines of his gaming cave. Spelunking through the local drainage ditch, public park/heroin enclave and mafia burial ground is adventure incarnate, to be sure. But this adventure is so terrestrial, so ...

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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS: GO) – Steam’s Legal Kid Casino

Steam, CS:GO, Counter-Strike, Skins, Gambling, YouTuber Review, Scam, Scandal

Imagine an old blue-haired lady sitting on a vinyl swivel stool at the Mirage, clutching her rosary beads as she maxes out her bet on a Sex in the City slot machine — praying to Jesus that she hits that elusive progressive jackpot. This is a classic, stereotypical image of a gambler — a Tuscon retiree throwing her pension away ...

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Cersei’s Wildfire For The Win. [GoT Season Finale SPOILERS]

Game of Thrones, GoT, Overwatch, Cersei, Wildfire, Sept of Baelor, YouTuber Review

In case you are new to the Internet and/or Television all at once, there is a fairly massive secret cabal on Reddit dedicated to all things GoT. These cuts aren’t just analysis of tinfoil-hatted fan theories — they include a menagerie of GIFs, wallpaper art, and mashups of everything we just consumed on HBO minutes ago. These cuts go deep ...

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Alt Shift X – The Channel That Was Promised

GoT, Game of Thrones, YouTuber Review, George RR Martin, Alt Shift X

If you’re a human being in this culture, and you (by hook or by crook) have access to HBO, you probably are enamored with and deeply immersed in season six of Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is like a JRR Tolkein series cross-pollinated with The Wire. It’s a gutty, gritty historically-based fiction full of intrigue and real-politique, mixed with ...

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Sl1pg8r and Pungence Play House in ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’

Who's Your Daddy, YouTuber Review, Sl1pg8r, Pungence, PvP, Steam

In the nouveau media culture, a YouTuber can have a million devotees (read: channel subscribes) and still be completely unknown to the gaming community at large — much less the YouTube viewing community.  So it was with little surprise that I came across Sl1pg8r, another burgeoning star I’d never heard of who’s about to surpass one million subscribers. Sl1pg8r, was ...

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