To celebrate the release of the much anticipated Epic Rap Battles of History Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton – and yes, to celebrate passionately the bitter rivalry in 2016 Presidential Election, too – here are some of the best epic rap battles by popular YouTube channel, ERB.
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History
Uploaded date: 11/10/2010
# of Views: 95,281,079
# of Likes: 459,022
Darth Vader: Nice Peter
Adolf Hitler: EpicLLOYD
So many dudes been with your mum,
who even knows if I’m your father?
you’re a pissed off little prick,
with a Napoleon dick
you call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
Let me remind you who you’re messing with,
everything that you did,
I’m the motherfucker who invented it,
I’m the original Dark Lord
You stink Vader,
your style smells something sour,
You need to wash up, dawg
here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters.
What’s yours lightsaber VS a
clan of all your white neighbors?
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
You blow Jobs!
You arrogant prick!
With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!
I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,
With your own little spinning beach ball of death!
You got given up at birth!
I’d give away your net worth to AIDS research!
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that!
IPhone, IPad? IPwn, ISmack!
I’m an innovator baby changed the world,
Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl!
I’m a pimp, you’re a nerd;
I’m slick, you’re cheesy!
Beating you is Apple 2 easy!
I’ve got the products that artist uses,
and the GUI that Melinda uses!
I need to bring up some basic shit!
Why’d you name your company after your dick?
Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History
Uploaded date: 10/15/12
# of Views: 124,782,868
# of Likes: 905,583
Barack Obama: Alphacat
Abraham Lincoln: Nice Peter
Mitt Romney: EpicLLOYD
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol’ mission days
You see this silver spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You’re old news, everyone’s having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you’ve done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney’s stealing this race
I’ll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!
They say your father was a great man, you must be what’s left
Need to stop hatin’ on gays, let ’em teach you how to dress
You’ve got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and white it’s like I’m running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I’m the head of state, you’re like a head of cabbage
‘Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History
Uploaded date: 5/2/16
# of Views: 16,859,326
# of Likes: 351,530
George R. R. Martin: EpicLLOYD
J. R. R. Tolkien: Nice Peter
John Bonham, John Paul Jones & Jimmy Page: Dante Cimadamore
Human Warrior & Orc: Joey Greer
Hodor: Ricky Mammone
Jon Snow: Rudy Fermin
Khaleesi: Ceciley Jenkins
Elves: Sulai Lopez & Shaun Lewin
J R R:
In book sales you’ve got nothing to say
I’m number one and two, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey.
I’ve got the prose of a pro, your shit’s subpar
You’re a pirate, you even stole my “R.R.”
Oh, we all know the world is full of chance and anarchy
So yes, it’s true-to-life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash, the genre’s called fantasy!
It’s meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!
George R R:
My show’s the hottest thing on H-B-O!
I’m rock and roll, you’re a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy foot fetish, dawg!
Even the names of your characters suck
You got Bafurs and Bofurs and Brandybucks.
I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton. Epic Rap Battles of History
Uploaded date: 10/26/2016
# of Views: 1,330,590
# of Likes: 186,914
Donald Trump: EpicLLOYD
Hillary Clinton: Kimmy Gatewood
Abraham Lincoln: Nice Peter
Secret Service Agent: Josh Best
I said that I respect your children
But that wasn’t quite right, yo
Looking like some extras from American Psycho
First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham, last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got ’em
You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden!
How do I say this? You’re racist
Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
They want a strong male leader, who can stand up to China (China, China, China)
Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina
I’m gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
More police and less Latinos
While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
I’ll create jobs tearing down mosques
Then I’ll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?
Hope you enjoyed some of the finest battles of wit and had chuckle or two!
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